The History of Sex
(But Not As We Know It)

But John's unimpressed. One woman in particular is an affront to his aesthetics: a blonde with collagen injections and perfectly forme...

'Well, how was it?' my ' friend ' leers afterwards, sitting alone in the bar. (Martina's off screwing another john.) ...

After collecting a towel at the bar, Linda leads me down a dark passageway past the beach hut, another Christmas tree and the fake fireplace...

Determined to pimp me, in effect, he asks me to pick the hottest whores in the joint. I nod towards a sultry pair who look like they don...