With all that and more under his belt, it's not surprising that Milukman views classic erotica like Emmanuelle as risibly tame.
'I'm from the new generation of producers. There's a gap between Emmanuelle and what I do,' he tells me, by which I think he means that old-school filmmakers tried to hide behind a fig leaf of artistic pretension, whereas his naked ambition is all about money shots.
But that's not what he's getting at.
'People of the old school did it because they loved it,' he explains.
'They were perverts—cochons—pigs. The new generation does it only because it's business. When we get together at meetings, we talk about links and partnerships, not about fucking.'
'You see webmasters who look like choirboys. There are a lot of men like me who didn't think they would work in sex, but sex came to them via the Internet.'
One glorious day I turned on the computer, and lo and behold, sex had come to me via the Internet!
Likewise, Milukman rejects any notion that he enjoys degrading women, much less that he's a sadist.
'My job is as a businessman. This is just a business opportunity.'
'So if you could make the same money selling potatoes—'
'—then we would do that!' he smiles triumphantly. 'I want to show that you can do porn on the Internet without being a pervert.'
Which sounds perversely puritanical.
And while your mind's reeling from that, I should point out that I have no idea whether the makers of Emmanuelle were cochons.
When I mention another elder veteran of the French hardcore scene, though, Milukman is scathing: 'He's obscene, a pervert. His life is porn. My life is not porn.'
And like a canny drug dealer—or a carb-conscious purveyor of spuds, for that matter—Milukman doesn't partake of his own product.
'I never watch my own movies on the Internet. Except for one. It was very funny to do—I'll show it to you later.'
'What about the beurettes? Do you ever sleep with them?'
'Never.' He rears back. 'When I meet one of the girls, I don't even kiss her. I shake her hand. When you're on set, you're in a business mindset. Also, I have a fiancée.'
'Does she know what you do?'
'Yes.' He grimaces. 'She doesn't like it, but she accepts it. When we're with friends and family, I'm not allowed to say what I do.'
'Also, she knows that I'm not attracted to that kind of woman. I don't want to sound racist, but when you've already fucked that kind of girl, you realize that things will always be complicated with them and their families, and they're hard to put up with.'